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Category: Programming jokes

Jokes about programming and programmers.

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Advices of the cleaning lady

Posted on July 16, 2016July 16, 2016Format ImageCategories Programming jokesTags cartoon, jokes
Advices of the cleaning lady

Would you like to be added to my database?

Posted on June 28, 2016June 28, 2016Format ImageCategories Programming jokesTags cartoon, jokes
Would you like to be added to my database?

No I am not addicted!!!

Posted on June 24, 2016Format ImageCategories Programming jokesTags cartoon, jokes
No I am not addicted!!!

By the way who makes our guidance software?

Posted on June 24, 2016June 24, 2016Format ImageCategories Programming jokesTags cartoon, jokes
By the way who makes our guidance software?

I thought an applet was a small piece of fruit

Posted on June 24, 2016June 24, 2016Format ImageCategories Programming jokesTags cartoon, jokes
I thought an applet was a small piece of fruit

Funny error messages

Posted on March 23, 2016April 20, 2016Format AsideCategories Programming jokesTags funny error messages, jokes
Funny error messages

Your father managed to get a mouse

Posted on March 10, 2016May 22, 2016Format ImageCategories Programming jokesTags cartoon, jokes
Your father managed to get a mouse

source: https://www.pinterest.com/johnpat66/computer-jokes/

Can’t you do anything right?

Posted on March 10, 2016April 21, 2016Format ImageCategories Programming jokesTags cartoon, jokes
Can’t you do anything right?

source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/468092954990272134/

Developer hunt

Posted on March 9, 2016May 22, 2016Format ImageCategories Programming jokesTags jokes
Developer hunt

What do we say to Windows update

Posted on March 9, 2016April 21, 2016Format ImageCategories Programming jokesTags jokes
What do we say to Windows update

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